Now that the Mandalorian is on hiatus,
And the Clone Wars have run its course,
Disney+ has slowly been getting
Worse and worse.
But then came a new app,
Like a gift from heaven,
A new video service portrayed by
A red ribbon N.
Without hesitation, I started my free trial,
Excited to see what Netflix had in store,
An abundant selection of shows that all outshone
A green alien baby and the man from Mandalore.
Seth Rogan and James Franco in the Interview,
Parks and Recs, starring Amy Poehler and Adam Scott,
Forget watching Markiplier or PewDiePie on YouTube,
This was a complete visual media coup de’tat.
But just as it seemed
That I had discovered and all was said and done,
Much to much misfortune I realized
That my fall from grace was soon to come.
For as much joy as Netflix gave,
My free trial ended in three days,
$8.99 a month?!?
A price I had no intention to pay.
And the Clone Wars have run its course,
Disney+ has slowly been getting
Worse and worse.
But then came a new app,
Like a gift from heaven,
A new video service portrayed by
A red ribbon N.
Without hesitation, I started my free trial,
Excited to see what Netflix had in store,
An abundant selection of shows that all outshone
A green alien baby and the man from Mandalore.
Seth Rogan and James Franco in the Interview,
Parks and Recs, starring Amy Poehler and Adam Scott,
Forget watching Markiplier or PewDiePie on YouTube,
This was a complete visual media coup de’tat.
But just as it seemed
That I had discovered and all was said and done,
Much to much misfortune I realized
That my fall from grace was soon to come.
For as much joy as Netflix gave,
My free trial ended in three days,
$8.99 a month?!?
A price I had no intention to pay.