Twas’ the night before physics, and all through the class,
Not a student had studied neither theory nor math.
Everyone said, “There’s no need to stress.”
I thought the same to myself, “It’s only one test!”
Students’ review sheets lay on the desk with care,
Each wondering how they themselves would fare.
I pondered the questions as I lay in bed,
While F=ma ran through my head.
Taking the equation I could solve for the mass,
That’s just about all I remember from class.
Tonight I would be dreaming of physics rather than sheep,
As I chant equations to myself before falling asleep.
Mr Sckalor said, “Are you ready for another day in which to excel?”
Based on how I performed, I wouldn’t be able to tell.
Don’t look at my work, don’t fall into a dread,
To be honest, I have no idea what the hell I said.
Oh lord!
Oh GOD!!!
What have I done?
My fantasy of a 5 is all but gone.
Not a student had studied neither theory nor math.
Everyone said, “There’s no need to stress.”
I thought the same to myself, “It’s only one test!”
Students’ review sheets lay on the desk with care,
Each wondering how they themselves would fare.
I pondered the questions as I lay in bed,
While F=ma ran through my head.
Taking the equation I could solve for the mass,
That’s just about all I remember from class.
Tonight I would be dreaming of physics rather than sheep,
As I chant equations to myself before falling asleep.
Mr Sckalor said, “Are you ready for another day in which to excel?”
Based on how I performed, I wouldn’t be able to tell.
Don’t look at my work, don’t fall into a dread,
To be honest, I have no idea what the hell I said.
Oh lord!
Oh GOD!!!
What have I done?
My fantasy of a 5 is all but gone.